His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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