i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wanna passion pit in your ass
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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