We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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