I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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