Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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