we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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