Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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