Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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