I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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