Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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