I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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