i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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