Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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