she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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