so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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