if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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