so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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