SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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