Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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