Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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