How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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