Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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