I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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