at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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