Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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