Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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