Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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