You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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