i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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