She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Pooping to opera.
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