Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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