Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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