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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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