what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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