I'm really into asian looking animals
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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