I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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