Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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