Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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