Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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