I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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