I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.