no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.