Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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