come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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