Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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