1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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