she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Randomize
