pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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