i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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