evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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