at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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