roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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