This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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