remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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