Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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