So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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