oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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