I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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