You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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